Innovate...or Die.

The Onion, for those who don't know, is an amazing source of news. Somehow, without ever reporting a single fact, they hit upon the truth better than almost any other news source. This is one of my favorites, as it nails the truth about the importance and impact that innovation has on our everyday way of living.

Warning: some of the things you can read and hear on The Onion are not always sfw, professional, or socially appropriate. Watch judiciously...